11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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