Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i came on her dog
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Such a big mess for such a small penis
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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