from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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