Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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