grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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