A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
