I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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