I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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