do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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