***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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