U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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