put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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