butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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