No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
only you would photoshop your dick
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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