So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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