Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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