NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish i was in the wii world.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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