Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
