Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
its not stalking. its research.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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