Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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