About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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