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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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