You can't special order awesome
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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