Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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