we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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