By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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