I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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