Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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