I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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