is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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