Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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