kristin has been a bad kristin
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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