They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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