Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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