It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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