he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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