And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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