She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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