problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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