her vagine was all disorganized.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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