like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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