is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
