their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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