Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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