Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
