the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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