Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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