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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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