Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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