sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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