Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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