It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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