Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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